Christian Pick-up lines

Some of these are quite funny...but some...are just plain mean =P


"the word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"

"i believe one of my ribs belongs to you."

"i went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you."

"how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"

"you are perfect, except with all the sin."

"so, my parents are home, you wanna come over?"

"welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other"

"im interested in full time ministry, and not only that... i also play the guitar."

"if we were around with noah... then you, me... pair."

"not a big fan of your last name, but thats cool, i can change that."

"i consider myself to be fisher of women. this would be referred to as "casting my net"."

"i would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"

"look, you're nearly 22. most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me."

'all im looking for is a Godly woman. i don't care that you're not attractive.'

'you float my ark.'

"if you were a leper, i would still hold your hand.. even if it wasnt attached."

"i would have asked you out to dinner, but i just put all my money in the offetory basket."


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